This is scientifically-proven to be much, much harder than the rock you're doing right now: don't mix them. This is a highly-diluted substance guaranteed to transform you with it's very high potency. It's organic, it's all natural and promises to be delivered packed with energy. My guide says you can self-actualize on this: It's free range.

Baby: you be knowing that you can't do too little but did you be knowing that you can't do too much? It cures cancer, AIDS, and those nagging pains that just seem to follow you around. It's got long-distance healing properties featuring naturopathic medicinal treatments revealed to a Tibetan Buddist while he was yogic flying over a Whole Foods. He was last identified as a UFO, located laughing, right near the Kundalini state.

Yes, that's gotta be a third world country: someplace like California or France. I'm out to prove Big Pharma sure don't want y'all to know about this one. It's been located right under your nose but you couldn't smell for the incense. Or is that sage? I don't know: maybe that's The Secret!

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But the Beastie Boys were there.
Oprah Winfrey was there.
All the psychics were there.
Where the hell were you?

Dr. Phil say: This is homeopathic, chiropractic, acupuncture made Eastern ancient art. Now how you feel about that? Will you work with me? We're utilizing herbs and spices combined with quantum physics creating energy substances to keep you from aging. I hate you but, I mean, just look at me: I know Bono!

What the bleep does the Crack know? The Crack Emcee knows a lot: the earth's getting hot. You wanna go green? Come party with me - [I'll change you like the climate.] Ladies, my precious bodily fluids, of course, have got that vital force. I'm a Indigo Child. Born to be wild, All the knowledge of Joseph Smith and the Dali Lama, Tom Cruise, Adolf Hitler, and Genghis Khan - and all from one tiny little pill. We call it litoris. Rub it, or this CD, or any .mp3 with me against any part that hurts. Don't sweat it: your stress is a thing of the past: it sure can't last, now...

Meditate. Meditate. Meditate - hold that pose. Yea, I be liking it when you do that Downward Dog thing

Dick Dangerous & The Luggnutts are a group that promotes peace.